Pricing

Let’s find a way to work together.

Everything has a price, but sometimes that price is dependent on what we learn. So, this is just a starting point.

The Consultation

Buy Us a Drink

Sit down with us over coffee or something stiffer and tell us about your problem, sugar.

In-person only
Honest assessment
Recommended next steps

The Stakeout

$300 value

A focused deep-dive into the problem, potential solutions, and how it can all happen.

90-minute session
Written action plan
Follow-up support and connections

The Investigation

$150/hr value

Based on what we discover about your problem, we’ll get working on your case. It might mean writing a song, creating a film, or building a web app. I’m sure we have no idea.

Discovery & research phase
Custom strategy development
Creative deliverables
Ongoing support during execution

The Retainer

Let’s Talk

For clients who need a partner on an ongoing basis. Monthly hours, priority access, and a dedicated relationship.

Monthly strategy hours
Priority scheduling
Ongoing creative support
Quarterly reviews

Payment Options

We don’t only deal in cash.

We believe in the barter economy. We’re happy to trade our services for goods, skills, and experiences: tattoos, dinners, furniture, parking spots, clothes, what do you got? If you make something cool, that might be all the currency we need.

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Every case is different. These are starting points, not ceilings.

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